Like ages ago, you no when deyer waz no Facebook or MaccyDees, deyer was this bang tidy galdem called Marie Antoinette. She hailed from Austria (H.R.E MASSIVEEEEE! BRAP) and she got married at 14 or sumting. SLAG. I think dats well 2 young. she got with dis French geezer called Louis the 5 millioneth or suming. he was shy as and kinda chubby. GUTTED. even tho she waz well fit no one wnted to be her m8, coz dey was well jell. she waz tots minted n had nice threads. but it was well bad coz she neva got any, ppl blamed her wen atch it was old Lozza what couldn't get it up. what a nob hed.
she got wiv the french dude to like make their countrees fwends (Foreign fwends!! inbetweeners). but peeps were so suspish of her coz dey wazzzz weeeell racist, i wunder where dat martin luther king guy waz at he cud hav sorted it out, he probs had hiz fone turned off or summot.
l8ter on, she had kidz (lozza probs took sum ting). what a G.
the world was well crap wen she lived. evryting waz about power and basics in frogland some shit went down wiv sum revolution or summat. Marie babes waz kinda buggered coz no one lyked herrrrr. so her n the fam chipped to paris. dey tried to escape l8ter on but dey got caught. LOL FAIL.
b4 all dat went down, some fool sed she did some jesusdude 4 some bling. (as if she didnt jus nick it). me tinks dis dude waz just beggin it. peeps were also well womanist and gals had 2 do what men sed.
basics wen she waz chillin around, that big place Europe waz changing. some skint guys got peeved coz they were lyk starving or summot and dey went on dis INsane killin spree, im tlking serious COD kill streak.
in de end dey used some gill ting to kill Marie, basic she got shanked in de neck n her hed fell off. SAD TIMES.
dats bout it. big respect 2 da sick gal M.A.
S7 MASSEEEEVVVEE.
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I think this is genuinely the best piece of writing I've ever done. I can't believe I managed to do lower case 'i's' for the whole thing. I don't know if you managed to get any actual infomation from that, but it was fun to write.
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